if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear
*cell phone rings*
whenmomentsblog: *HOUSE PHONE RINGS* So many funny relatable posts in this blog!
I envy people who can dance like this.
And I’m all
Oh, you stick your middle finger up in pictures
when i decide to study
me: the ceiling is more interesting than homework
me: uh i'm hungry
me: *singing with myself*
me: *opens the books* wtf is this !?
me: *closes the book goes back on tumblr*